Some Things That Have Never Been Said
(Don Chance)
This is
just a fun page of sayings that I believe no one has ever
said.
- I'm looking forward to
going to the dentist.
- We can play solitaire.
- That Jack Bauer sure is
a wimp.
- What'd you think of
C-Span last night?
- My investments have
done really well but it was just luck.
- My taxes are way too
low.
- Did you invite that Bin
Laden guy to the party?
- I don't get enough spam
in my email.
- Wow, those WalMart
checkers are really fast.
- I miss telemarketers
- I sure wish someone's
cell phone would ring.
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Last updated: May 27, 2012